Merry Christmas, Santa Claws

In 2002, I headed up and hosted an event called the 12 Games of Christmas. Every day, from December 13th to the 24th, I put up a short game-related bit done by myself or a game industry buddy for free. The offerings included a new magic school for John Tynes‘ and Greg Stolze‘s Unknown Armies, a riff on Clinton R. Nixon’s game Paladin, and even an original game, Amazing Monkey Adventures, by Jared A. Sorensen.

One of the things I cooked up was a take on the gift-giving fat man for use with the original Little Fears. As a present to Little Fears fans (old and new), I’ve decided to bring him back this holiday season. Enjoy this peek into Little Fears’ past and maybe give the Kringle-creature a home in your own tales.

Santa Claws
a merry old soul for Little Fears

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice…
Pray you’re not on it.

The Truth (Story #1)
He knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, and he can get into your house without arousing suspicion. Do you really believe he’s just a jolly old elf who wants to spread holiday cheer? I don’t think so.
Santa Claws uses his global chimney route to kidnap children to work in his toy shop. Oh yes, he really is the one who gives toys to all the girls and boys but smart kids know better than to trust him farther than they can throw him. Santa can get into any house that has a chimney—and can temporarily install chimneys in homes that don’t. Thankfully, he can only do this at one time of the year: exactly one minute after midnight on December 25th.

The portion of children that Santa Claws can get is narrow because Santa can only grab those who believe in him. Parents unwittingly perpetuate the elf’s agenda by instilling belief of the fat man into every generation. However, other kids can still see the old elf—but they cannot be kidnapped. The longer the children stay there, the longer their ears get and the slighter their eyes get. After a few years, they’re indistinguishable from the native elves Santa has in his “employ.” Each year, Santa nabs about twenty brand new kids—enough to keep production going, but not enough to create a big stir around the rest of world.

The Truth (Story #2)
You see, the real Saint Nick has been stuffed away at the back of his toy factory and his whole production has been taken over by an evil doppelganger masquerading as Santa Claus. No one knows how long this has been going on (it’s up the GM to determine if this is a one-time deal a la The Nightmare Before Christmas or whether Claws has been perverting the holiday for years). But the North Pole has become a sad, dark place since Santa Claws took over. There’s no whistling and no singing, just the constant droning
hum of the Cookie Machine.

What the kids will need to do is get to the North Pole (through Santa Claws’ bag), find the real Santa, and free him. Once there, they’ll see that all the happy elves who used to spend their time making toys are working the Great Cookie Machine. Of course, the wicked Santa is bound to find out that some children are meddling with his plan to keep his cookie craving fed, and he’s not about to take it lying down. Once free, Santa will turn Claws into a harmless puppy and give it to one of the children as a Christmas
gift. Then, after a quick ride in his sleigh, Santa will return the children home and right all the wrongs that Claws has left in his wake.

Being Santa Claws
You’re happy, you’re jolly, and you have a great big belly that shakes like a bowlful of jelly. You have a beguiling twinkle in your eye and your cheerful “Ho-ho-ho’s” can make anyone your friend, but you need kids to keep the Great Cookie Machine going and your sugar-craving satisfied.

Santa Claws looks like a mix between a werewolf and Kris Kringle. He wears a tattered Santa suit and has long hairy forearms that end in glistening talons. He has the eye of a falcon, and a low rumbling voice that sounds like a cat screeching at a train wreck.

Santa Claws cannot resist milk and cookies. In fact, he goes absolutely berserk around them; stuffing the cookies into his maw—crumbs be damned!—and glugging down whole glasses full of milk in a single swallow. Santa always has his bag strapped to his back. While at first look, it will appear to be a simple red sack chock full of brightly wrapped packages, it holds a more devious secret. If a child can manage to get into Santa’s bag they’ll realize it leads directly into his workshop.

Santa Claws can pretend to look just like the real Saint Nick for a short period of time. Under this guise, all kids attempting to hurt him are at -1 die. Thankfully, this doesn’t last long.

Using Santa Claws
Santa Claws is best suited for the Dark Faery Tale vein of storytelling. He swaps toys for children then sweeps back to his icebrick
castle atop the North Pole. Once there, he puts his captives to work at the Great Cookie Machine. Every hour of every day, the Great Cookie Machine keeps pumping out a wide variety of cookies: chocolate chip, gingerbread, frosted sugar. Without children to work this machine, Santa Claws’ wicked craving for cookies won’t be satisfied.

Text is Copyright 2002 Jason L Blair. All rights reserved.

About Jason L Blair

Writer, designer, and creator of Little Fears.
This entry was posted in lfne and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

1,709 Responses to Merry Christmas, Santa Claws

  1. Marek says:

    Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically tweet my
    newest twitter updates. I’ve been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and
    was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this.
    Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly
    enjoy reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates.

  2. Laquanna says:

    Excellent blog post. I certainly appreciate this site.

    Keep writing!

  3. Kindel says:

    It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d without a doubt donate to this excellent blog!
    I suppose for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my
    Google account. I look forward to new updates and will share this site with my Facebook group.

    Talk soon!

  4. Clement says:

    Excellent article. I definitely love this site. Keep it up!

  5. Jermell says:

    WOW just what I was searching for. Came here by searching for website

  6. Tondra says:

    I am regular visitor, how are you everybody?
    This article posted at this website is actually good.

  7. Teejay says:

    Heya i am for the first time here. I came across this board
    and I find It truly useful & it helped me out much.
    I hope to give something back and help others like you
    helped me.

  8. Cagney says:

    I am no longer sure where you’re getting your info, but
    good topic. I must spend a while learning much more or figuring out more.

    Thank you for magnificent information I was in search of this information for my mission.

  9. bokep abg says:

    Thanks for one’s marvelous posting! I actually enjoyed reading it, you
    happen to be a great author.I will always bookmark your blog
    and will come back down the road. I want to encourage continue
    your great posts, have a nice holiday weekend!

  10. Unknown says:

    Howdy! I’m at work surfing around your blog from my new iphone!
    Just wanted to say I love reading through your blog and
    look forward to all your posts! Carry on the
    superb work!

  11. situs bokep says:

    Pretty section of content. I just stumbled upon your web site and in accession capital to
    assert that I get actually enjoyed account your blog posts.
    Any way I’ll be subscribing to your augment and even I achievement
    you access consistently rapidly.

  12. situs bokep says:

    Hey there just wanted to give you a quick heads up.
    The words in your post seem to be running off the screen in Internet explorer.
    I’m not sure if this is a format issue or something to do with
    internet browser compatibility but I thought I’d post to let
    you know. The design and style look great though!
    Hope you get the issue fixed soon. Cheers

  13. Hi there to every one, it’s in fact a fastidious for me to
    go to see this web page, it consists of helpful Information.

  14. bokep bocil says:

    It’s amazing in favor of me to have a website, which is beneficial
    designed for my know-how. thanks admin

  15. Hi there, I enjoy reading through your article. I like to write a little
    comment to support you.

  16. Oh my goodness! Incredible article dude! Thank you so much, However
    I am going through issues with your RSS. I don’t know why
    I can’t join it. Is there anyone else getting similar RSS problems?
    Anyone that knows the answer will you kindly respond?
    Thanks!!

  17. I was able to find good information from your articles.

  18. Fantastic goods from you, man. I have consider your
    stuff prior to and you are simply too excellent. I actually like what you’ve acquired here, certainly
    like what you’re saying and the best way in which you are
    saying it. You make it entertaining and you continue to care for
    to stay it sensible. I can not wait to learn far more from you.
    That is really a terrific site.

  19. bokep tante says:

    Hey There. I found your blog using msn. This is an extremely well written article.
    I’ll be sure to bookmark it and come back to read more of your useful
    information. Thanks for the post. I will definitely comeback.

  20. bokep indo says:

    There is definately a great deal to know about this topic.
    I really like all of the points you made.

  21. This text is invaluable. How can I find out more?

  22. link bokep says:

    Thanks for sharing your thoughts about bokep tante. Regards

  23. situs bokep says:

    I read this post fully about the comparison of newest and preceding technologies, it’s remarkable article.

  24. If you are going for most excellent contents like me, simply visit this website
    all the time as it gives feature contents, thanks

  25. I do not even know the way I finished up here, but I thought this put
    up was good. I do not know who you are however definitely you are going to a well-known blogger
    if you happen to aren’t already. Cheers!

  26. bokep abg says:

    This is very interesting, You’re a very skilled blogger. I’ve joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your
    magnificent post. Also, I’ve shared your site in my social networks!

  27. bokep indo says:

    Quality content is the main to be a focus for the viewers to pay a visit the site,
    that’s what this site is providing.

  28. gocrot apk says:

    It’s hard to find knowledgeable people in this particular subject, but
    you seem like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks

  29. Thankfulness to my father who told me on the topic of this webpage, this webpage
    is in fact awesome.

  30. I’ve been browsing online more than 3 hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours.

    It’s pretty worth enough for me. In my view, if all website
    owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the net
    will be much more useful than ever before.

  31. Your style is very unique compared to other people I have read stuff from.
    Thanks for posting when you’ve got the opportunity, Guess I will just bookmark
    this blog.

  32. It’s going to be finish of mine day, except before finish I am reading this enormous paragraph to increase my knowledge.

  33. Have you ever thought about adding a little bit more than just your articles?
    I mean, what you say is valuable and everything. Nevertheless just imagine if you
    added some great pictures or video clips to
    give your posts more, “pop”! Your content is excellent
    but with images and video clips, this website could definitely
    be one of the very best in its niche. Wonderful blog!

  34. Post writing is also a fun, if you be acquainted with then you can write otherwise
    it is difficult to write.

  35. situs bokep says:

    After I originally commented I seem to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added-
    checkbox and now each time a comment is added I receive
    four emails with the exact same comment. Is there a way
    you can remove me from that service? Many thanks!

  36. bokep indo says:

    I blog often and I genuinely appreciate your content. This article has really peaked my interest.
    I will bookmark your blog and keep checking for new details about once a week.
    I subscribed to your Feed as well.

  37. Hello there! This is kind of off topic but I need
    some help from an established blog. Is it difficult to set up your own blog?
    I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty fast.
    I’m thinking about creating my own but I’m not sure where to start.
    Do you have any tips or suggestions? Thank you

  38. bokep bocil says:

    Hmm is anyone else encountering problems with the images
    on this blog loading? I’m trying to figure out if its a problem on my end or if it’s
    the blog. Any feed-back would be greatly appreciated.

  39. link bokep says:

    Its such as you learn my mind! You seem to grasp a lot about
    this, like you wrote the e book in it or something. I feel that you just could do
    with some % to drive the message house a little bit, but instead of that, this
    is fantastic blog. A fantastic read. I will certainly be back.

  40. Just desire to say your article is as astounding.
    The clarity in your post is simply cool and i can assume
    you’re an expert on this subject. Well with your permission let me to grab
    your RSS feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post.
    Thanks a million and please carry on the rewarding work.

  41. situs bokep says:

    I’ve been exploring for a bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts on this sort of area .
    Exploring in Yahoo I eventually stumbled upon this web site.
    Studying this information So i’m glad to show that I have a very
    excellent uncanny feeling I found out exactly what I needed.
    I most for sure will make certain to do not forget
    this website and provides it a glance regularly.

  42. I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here.

    The sketch is attractive, your authored material stylish.
    nonetheless, you command get bought an nervousness over that you wish be delivering
    the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly
    again as exactly the same nearly very often inside case
    you shield this increase.

  43. Thanks for finally talking about > Merry Christmas, Santa
    Claws | The House of Little Fears < Liked it!

  44. 4play apk says:

    After I initially left a comment I appear to have clicked
    the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now
    whenever a comment is added I receive four emails with the same comment.
    Is there an easy method you can remove me from that service?

    Kudos!

  45. situs bokep says:

    whoah this weblog is wonderful i love reading your articles.
    Keep up the great work! You realize, many individuals
    are searching round for this info, you could aid them greatly.

  46. Very nice post. I certainly love this site. Stick with it!

  47. bokep tante says:

    It is not my first time to go to see this site, i am browsing this web site dailly and get nice facts from here daily.

  48. lendir abg says:

    What’s up all, here every one is sharing these familiarity, so it’s
    nice to read this webpage, and I used to visit this website
    all the time.

  49. bokep tante says:

    Very nice post. I simply stumbled upon your blog and
    wanted to mention that I’ve really enjoyed surfing around your blog posts.

    In any case I’ll be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write
    once more soon!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.